Let’s get one thing straight—this is not your average fluffy Easter story. No, this is for the grown-ups. The wild ones. The curious ones. The ones who know that when life gets a little hare-y, the best solution might just be a rabbit that vibrates at twelve different speeds and knows all your sweet spots.
At Lola Montez, we believe in pleasure with a wink, a giggle, and a glorious finish. And in our world, every bunny truly does need some bunny—whether that’s a devoted partner or a discreet, battery-operated friend that fits in your bedside drawer.
So, fluff up your tail, put your ears on, and let’s hop right into it.
The Rabbit Hole of Happiness First things first—let’s talk rabbits. No, not the garden-munching kind or your cousin’s fluffy rescue bunny named Mr. Snuggles. We’re talking about the iconic rabbit vibrator, the legendary dual-action device made famous by that one unforgettable episode of Sex and the City. (Yes, that episode—Charlotte practically moved in with hers.)
For those new to this particular warren of pleasure, here’s a crash course: rabbit vibrators are designed for both internal and external stimulation. They feature a curved shaft for G-spot love and a perky little “bunny” with vibrating ears that dance on your clitoris like they’re at an underground techno rave. And some of them rotate. ROTATE. It’s basically Cirque du Soleil in your pants.
At Lola Montez, we offer rabbits in every colour of the pleasure rainbow—sleek black, soft lavender, sparkly rose gold (for the diva bunny inside you). They’re rechargeable, waterproof, whisper-quiet, and many come with a “come hither” motion that has been known to make even the most stoic among us say, “Oh… oh wow.”
Egg-sactly What You Need. Now, let’s hop over to another egg-citing innovation in the adult toy world—the remote-control egg vibrator. These little wonders are shaped like eggs, slide in with silky smooth ease, and buzz with the confidence of a bee that just got promoted.
But the real magic? They come with a remote. Sometimes Bluetooth, sometimes discreet clicker-style, sometimes app-controlled from halfway across the globe (yes, really). Whether you’re sitting across the table at brunch, doing the laundry, or watching Netflix with bae, the egg is a naughty little secret that turns everyday life into a deliciously dangerous game of “will she blush?”
Pop one in, hand the controls to your partner, and suddenly grocery shopping becomes foreplay. Or, if you’re flying solo (go you, queen), keep the remote close and play your own little symphony of moans. Just remember to mute your mic if you’re still working from home—HR is not ready for that Zoom call.
Because Self-Love Isn’t Selfish
Let’s address the carrot in the room: not everyone has a partner to pass the remote to. And guess what? That’s completely, 100%, gloriously fine.
Self-love is not plan B. It’s plan A.
Rabbit vibrators and remote-control eggs aren’t just about fun and games (though, make no mistake, they are extremely fun and frequently game-changing). They’re about empowerment. About understanding your body. About taking control of your pleasure and saying, “Yes, I deserve this joy.”
You don’t need someone else to turn you on—you just need a charger and a little curiosity.
And maybe a towel. Couples Who Play Together…
Of course, if you do have a partner, consider this your formal invitation to the Pleasure Olympics. Use your rabbit together. Explore the power of the egg in public. Whisper into their ear, “You’re not ready for what’s coming… but you’re about to be.”
Lola Montez has toys that sync with apps, toys that light up, toys that can be controlled with the swipe of a phone. You can even have one partner wear a remote-controlled egg while the other does the dishes. Nothing like clean cutlery and mutual satisfaction.
Communication, laughter, and exploration—these are the foundations of great sex. And sometimes the occasional “Oh god I pushed the wrong button—why is it on turbo?!” moment only brings you closer.
Hop to It
So, what have we learned?
- Rabbits aren’t just for Easter. They’re for Tuesday night, Friday morning, and any
time you need a quick trip to Cloud 9.
- Eggs aren’t just for breakfast. Unless you like your eggs scrambled…
metaphorically.
- Pleasure is your birthright. Whether you’re single, partnered, or somewhere
deliciously in-between, you deserve joy, orgasms, and a toy drawer that sparks more
joy than Marie Kondo ever imagined.
At Lola Montez, we’re here for the giggles and the gasps, the lube and the love, the blushes and the buzzes. We’re here to make sure every bunny gets their honey… even if that honey has a USB charger and 15 vibration patterns.
So next time someone tells you you’re too old, too young, too single, too busy, or too whatever, you tell them:
“Every bunny needs some bunny. And mine vibrates.”
Hop on, lovers. The warren awaits.