SA has already claimed its first gold medal of the year – not at sports but at sex. South Africans have been officially ranked as hotter than their Spanish counterparts when it comes to their penchant for outdoor sex.
With braaivleis, sunny skies, outdoor showers, jacuzzis, safaris ,and the great outdoors, it comes as no surprise that SA topped the charts.
That’s not all, however.
In a self-styled 21st century “Cheating Olympics” initiated by infidelity dating website AshleyMadison.com, SA came second (bronze medal) only to Switzerland in its propensity towards mara-thon sex (Australia was an “also ran” in this category, earning the silver medal).
AshleyMadison.com members were asked a variety of questions about their affair-sex preferences.
Mindful of London’s hosting of the Olympic Games, 287 000 members in 14 of the 23 countries where AshleyMadison.com has a presence participated in this unique Olympic survey. In addition, their one million-strong profile preferences were analysed.
Medals were awarded to the unfaithful of the participating countries in 15 categories.
The national teams of these countries came together to fulfil the Olympic motto of Citius, Altius, Fortius (faster, higher, stronger): SA; Spain; Canada; US; Great Britain; Switzerland; Italy; Australia; Brazil; Mexico; Chile; Venezuela; Argentina; and Colombia.
Saturday Star