Nautical nonsense doesn’t quite satisfy

COLOURFUL CAPER: Spongebob and his Bikini Bottom friends make a splash on the big screen.

COLOURFUL CAPER: Spongebob and his Bikini Bottom friends make a splash on the big screen.

Published Feb 14, 2015

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YOU can take the sponge out of Bikini Bottom ... or can you?

It would appear even the makers of SpongeBob’s first big-screen caper since 2004’s buoyantly entertaining The SpongeBob Square-Pants Movie realize that the real magic happens below the surface.

For although the title might suggest otherwise, only a small fraction of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water actually takes place above sea level.

But rather than further expanding those seemingly limitless SpongeBob horizons, the live-action/CG stuff never satisfyingly jibes with the traditional nautical nonsense down below.

Despite the resulting watered-down effect, it should be clear sailing at the box office.

With almost 200 episodes airing to date, Stephen Hillenburg's lovable yellow and porous character has reportedly generated some $8 billion in merchandising revenues for Nickelodeon since first emerging in 1999.

Armed with a much larger production budget, it’s essentially business as usual down in Bikini Bottom, where Plankton (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) is once again plotting to get his hands on the secret Krabby Patty formula.

But when it seemingly evaporates into thin air, turning Bikini Bottom in an “apocalyptic cesspool” in the aftermath, he and SpongeBob (Tom Kenny) make for an unorthodox team as they travel through time in a reconfigured photo booth in a bid to restore order.

Meanwhile, up in the live-action world, the crazed Burger Beard (Antonio Banderas) has his own nefarious plans for Mr. Krabs’ (Clancy Brown) treasured patties.

Of course, it’s only a matter of time before the two worlds collide, but it takes a lot longer to happen than the marketing materials would indicate.

As longtime fans know, SpongeBob’s previous attempts to come up for air haven’t gone too well, save for a memorable 2D interaction with David Hasselhoff in the last movie.

Here, longtime series director Paul Tibbitt handles the underwater sequences while Mike Mitchelldirects the live-action sequences, but the two worlds fail to create a cohesive whole in spite of all the inspired non sequiturs provided by the Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger script.

Sometimes life at the bottom can be a good thing. – Reuters/ Hollywood Reporter

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